Friday, October 10, 2008

Smart Student!

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject.
It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don´t think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don´t know maths.

Ted: You don´t know my father!
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