Thursday, September 4, 2008

Why are men and women so different?

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.