Here r some funny Quotes on Marriage :)
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”
-H.V. Prochnow
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.” -Minnie Pearl
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
-H.L. Mencken
"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." -Groucho Marx
“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” -Katharine Hepburn
