Current Financial Crisis - Nice Quote

"What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of myCheques is returned stamped

"insufficient funds",

I won't know whether

That refers to mine ............ ..or the bank's!"????

Smart Student!

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject.
It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don´t think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don´t know maths.

Ted: You don´t know my father!
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Why are men and women so different?

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.