Monday, November 17, 2008
Current Financial Crisis - Nice Quote
"What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of myCheques is returned stamped
"insufficient funds",
I won't know whether
That refers to mine ............ ..or the bank's!"????
Friday, October 10, 2008
Smart Student!
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject.
It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don´t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
*******
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don´t know maths.
Ted: You don´t know my father!
*******
It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don´t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
*******
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don´t know maths.
Ted: You don´t know my father!
*******
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